BBS Toolkit/BBS Toolkit.iso/qbbs/rap100b.zip/ACTION.RAP

Text File | 1992-01-21 | 10KB | 401 lines

AFK
You are Away From Keyboard
%m is away from the keyboard for a moment...
%y is away from the keyboard for a moment...
BARF
You get it out of your system.  Also this afternoon's lunch.
%m just barfed all over the floor!  Someone call the janitor!  Quick!
%m just barfed ALL OVER %y!  Phew!  What a smell!
BAG
OUCH!  Ooooh... time to go join the boys' choir!
%m just bagged himself!  Man, that must *HURT*!
%m just kicked %y in the nuts!  Man, that must *HURT*!
BEAMUP
Beam me up, Scotty!
%m just beamed up to the Enterprise!
%y just beamed up to the Enterprise!
BLUSH
Embarrassed, are we?
%m is blushing.
%m is blushing at %y.
BODYPART
Holy Violent, Batman!
%m just tore off a leg!
%m just tore off a leg and is hitting %y with the wet end!
BONK
BONK! BONK!
%m is bonking.
%m just bonked %y on the head!
BOOT
Whap! Boot to the head!
%m is wearing boots today.
%m is booting %y!
BOUNCE
Boing!
%m is bouncing around the Pub.
%y is bouncing around the Pub.
BOW
How courteous of you!
%m is bowing.
%m is bowing to %y.
BRAWL
Awright!  Let's kick some ass!
A brawl erupts!  Bodies are flying every which way!
%m is brawling with %y!
BULLSHIT
Stretching the truth a little, are we?
%m!  Get that $&*(%@# cow out of the bar!
%m is bullshitting %y.
BURP
Gotta cut down on those Molson's!
%m just BURPED!  Gross!
%m is burping right in %y's face!  What a pig!
CAB
Yo!  Taxi!  (Call Checker 299-9999)
%m just called a cab.
%m just called a cab to take %y home.
CARESS
Oh, baby, you make me feel so....
%m just used the CARESS action incorrectly.  SCHMUCK!
%m is gently caressing %y.
CHEER
Yay!!!
%m is cheering!
%m is cheering for %y!
CHUCKLE
Funny, huh?
%m is chuckling.
%m is chuckling at %y.
CLAP
Clap clap clap!
%m is clapping!
%m is clapping %y on the back!
COLLAPSE
Thud!
%m just collapsed!
%m just collapsed... on top of %y!  Ooh, that looks painful!
COMFORT
There, there, it ain't so bad!
%m wants to comfort... somebody... we don't know who...
%m is comforting %y.
COUGH
Have another smoke!
%m is coughing up a lung!
%m just coughed up a lung... right at %y!
CURTSEY
How courteous of you!
%m is curtseying.
%m is curtseying to %y.
DANCE
C'mon baby, let's do the twist!
%m is dancing up a storm!
%m is dancing with %y.
DIE
You're dead, Jim.
%m just dropped dead!
%y just dropped dead!
DIS
Phhhhzzzzzzam!
%m just pulled out a disruptor!
%m just blasted %y with a disruptor! Holy Toast, Batman!
DODGE
Hah!  Missed me by a mile!
%m just dodged!
%m just dodged %y!
DRINK
This Bud's for you!
%m just chugged back another beer
%m just chugged back %y's drink!
EGRIN
You devil you!
%m is sporting an evil grin!
%m just flashed %y an evil grin!
EXPLODE
You blowed up REAL good!
%m just exploded!  Holy Hamburger, Batman!
%y just exploded!  Holy Hamburger, Batman!
EYEROLL
Hard on the retinas, no?
%m's eyes are rolling in their sockets.
%y's eyes are rolling in their sockets.
FAKEQ
That'll fool 'em, fer shure!
%m just staggered out of the Pub.
%y just staggered out of the Pub.
FART
Pheeww!  Cut back on those Budweisers, willya?
%m just cut the cheese!  Holy smelly, Batman!
%m farted right at %y!  What a jerk eh?
FINGER
Your mother!
%m just used the FINGER action incorrectly.
%m just flipped %y the finger!
FONDLE
Ooooh, baby!
%m is fondling... well, not a second party, knowwhatimean?
%m is fondling %y!
FRENCH
Oh man!
%m is french-kissing the bartender.  Sure made HIS day!
%m is french-kissing %y!
FROWN
Hey, cheer up, willya?
%m is frowning darkly!
%m is frowning at %y!
GIGGLE
Pretty funny, huh?
%m is giggling.
%m is giggling at %y.
GLARE
Such a nasty look!
%m is glaring!
%m is glaring at %y.
GREET
Hey there!  How ya been?
%m just greeted.... somebody.
%m just greeted %y to the Pub.
GRENADE
Cover yer ass!  She's gonna blow!
%m just tossed a grenade!  BOOM!
%m just tossed a grenade!  It blew %y to smithereens!
GRETZKY
We will sell no Whine before its time.
%m is whining!
%m is whining at %y!
GRIN
Feeling happy, are we?
%m is grinning stupidly.
%m is grinning at %y.
GROPE
Hey baby, let's party!
%m is groping the bartender.  He ain't impressed.
%m is groping %y!
GROWL
Doing your Worf impression again, eh?
%m is growling!
%m is growling at %y!
GRUNT
Who pissed in your cornflakes?
%m is grunting.
%m is grunting at %y.
HANDSHAKE
Howdy!  How ya doin'?
%m is shaking hands with... nobody.
%m is shaking hands with %y.
HIT
A little violent today, are we?
%m just used the HIT action incorrectly.
%m is hitting %y!
HUG
Awww.... isn't that special?
%m hugs everyone.
%m is hugging %y.
INNOCENT
Who?  Me??  Nah!
%m is trying to look innocent.
%m is trying to appear innocent to %y.
KICK
Violent, aren't you?
%m is kicking aimlessly.
%m is kicking %y.
KISS
Going for the gusto, are we?
%m is blowing kisses.
%m just kissed %y!
LAUGH
Ha ha ha!
%m is laughing out loud!
%m is laughing at %y!
LICK
C'mon, man, this is a public place!
%m is licking everything in sight!
%m is licking %y!  In public!
LLAP
Live Long And Prosper
%m gives the Vulcan salute and says "Live Long And Prosper"
%m gives %y the Vulcan salute and says "Live Long And Prosper"
LOOK
See anything you like?
%m's eyes are roving around the Pub.
%m is looking at %y.
MCCOY
What am I, a doctor or a bartender?
A gruff doctor steps up to %m and says: "He's dead, Jim."
A gruff doctor steps up to %y and says: "He's dead, Jim."
MOON
Hey!  Your legs go right up and make an ass of themselves!
%m is mooning!
%m is mooning %y!
NIBBLE
Nibble, nibble!
%m is nibbling everybody!
%m is nibbling %y!
NOD
Uh huh.
%m nods in agreement.
%m nods at %y.
NUDGE
Nudge, nudge, wink, wink!
%m is reminiscing about old Monty Python skits...
%m nudges %y (nudge, nudge, wink, wink, say no more!)
NUKE
KA-BLAM!
%m just blew up!  Mis-handled the NUKE action!
%m just replaced %y with a mushroom cloud!
ORDER
Hey, tarbender!  Another Wudbeiser, willya?
%m is ordering another drink.
%m just ordered a %y-on-the-rocks.  What an idiot, eh?
PASSOUT
Too much to drink, eh?  THUD!
%m just passed out.
%y just passed out.
PEANUTS
Chow down!
%m just grabbed the peanuts.
%m just handed the peanuts to %y.
PHASER
He's dead, Jim.
%m just used the PHASER action incorrectly.
%m just pulled out a phaser and blasted %y with it!
PICARD
Avoiding confrontations again?!  Stop changing the subject!
%m just changed the subject.
%y just changed the subject.
PINCH
Got the roving fingers, do ya?
%m just used the PINCH action incorrectly.
%m is pinching %y!  Ouch!
PISS
AHHHHHHHHHHH!
%m is pissing in the corner!
%m is taking a piss... all over %y!
POUT
Boy, aren't YOU the life of the party?!?
%m is pouting!
%m is pouting at %y!
PUNCH
Oof!
%m is drinking some punch.
%m is punching %y!
ROFL
Funny, huh?
%m is rolling on the floor, laughing!
%m is rolling on the floor, laughing <at *%y*!)
SCRATCH
Scratch, scratch...
%m seems a little puzzled...
%m is scratching %y!
SEDUCE
Ooh, baby!
%m seduces %m.
%m is seducing %y.
SHOOT
Put that gun away!  We don't want no trouble here!
%m just pulled out a gun!
%m just shot %y!
SHRUG
Oh well...
%m shrugs his shoulders.
%m shrugs his shoulders at you.
SLAP
A loud SLAP sound echoes off the walls.
Somebody just slapped %m in the face!
%m just slapped %y in the face!
SLIME
I ain't 'fraid of no ghost!
Somebody just slimed %m!
%m just slimed %y!
SMACK
SMACK!
Somebody just smacked %m!
%m just smacked %y!
SMELL
Sniff, sniff!
%m is beginning to smell!
%m is smelling %y.
SMILE
Such a sweet smile.
%m is smiling sweetly.
%m is smiling at %y.
SMIRK
Doing your Glen Sather impression again, huh?
%m is smirking.
%m is smirking... at %y!
SMOKE
Players?  Du Maurier?  What's your choice?
%m lights a cigarette (in the smoking section, OF COURSE!)
%m hands his cigarette to %y.
SMOOCH
True love!
Hey, %m, who ya trying to SMOOCH, huh?  Pervert!
%m is smooching %y!
SNEEZE
Ah-choo!
%m just sneezed.  Gesundheit!
%m just sneezed... there's a booger in %y's drink now.
SNICKER
Snicker, snicker, snicker!
%m is snickering.
%m is snickering at %y.
SNIFF
Sniff, boo hoo!
%m is sniffing!
%m is sniffing cuz %y wasn't being very nice.
SNUGGLE
Now isn't that cozy?
n/a
%m is snuggling with %y
SPIT
Eeeew, gross!
%m just spit on the floor!
%m just spit on %y!
STARE
Your eyes are locked!
%m is staring off into space.
%m is staring at %y!
STRIP
You rook maaaaaaahvelous!
%m is stripping!
%m is stripping %y!
TEASE
Oh, you flirt!
%m is teasing!
%m is teasing %y!
TICKLE
Tickle, tickle, tickle!
%m just used the TICKLE action incorrectly.
%m is tickling %y to death!
TIP
Gosh, thanks eh?
%m just tipped the bartender.
%m just tipped %y.  We don't know why.
TOKE
Man, am I wasted!
%m lights a joint and takes a slow toke.
%m just passed the joint to %y.
WANK
C'mon man, not in public!  That's disgusting!
%m is wanking!  What a pervert!
%m is wanking %y!  What a pervert!
WARP
Warp Nine, Mr. Data!
%m just engaged warp drive.  Off in space somewhere by now.
%m just sent %y into warp drive!
WAVE
Let's do the wave!
%m is waving!
%m is waving at %y!
WHISTLE
Whistle while you work...
%m is whistling nonchalantly...
%m looks at %y and whistles appreciatively...
WINK
Wink, wink, nudge, nudge, say no more!
%m is winking.
%m is winking at %y!
ZAP
ZZZZZZZZZZap!
%m just used the ZAP action incorrectly.
%m just zapped %y!